I can no longer do this. There will be some changes around here......
On Tuesday, while I was grilling chicken and vegetables, Alex escaped from his spot on the couch where he and his sister were watching the Yo Gabba Gabba episode about sharing.
I found him upstairs, slathering Vaseline all over his legs and arms. Alex has very dry skin and we put special lotion on him everyday....apparently he needed more.
I chased him around the kitchen trying to remove as much Vaseline from his limbs as I could. Calvin came home in the middle of this and said he would handle it. I went back to preparing dinner.
I called them to the table and discovered that they had all been outside, under the deck in the dirt pile. Vaseline + Dirt = Mommy drinking Wine!
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Yesterday, I am grilling dinner again. This time the kids are outside. They have lots of toys out there and generally play nicely. I am in and out of the house...grilling and cooking noodles on the stove.
I come out and don't find the kids. I find them under the deck in the dirt pile....but at least there isn't any Vaseline involved so I let them play there.
A few minutes later, I come outside to find this.

And then Mallory fell....


And this is why we will be having SpagettiO's for dinner from now on.
11 witty remarks:
Oh my.
Well, look at it this way: Spaghetti O's are cheap, so your grocery bill will drop. And the kid's behavior is actually a sign of intelligence.
See? You have to find the good in everything. :)
Let me just say that I don't know how you (and countless other moms) manage to make dinner with kids running around if dad isn't home yet. I thought Bella was getting independent enough and I was getting close to being able to make dinner before dad got home, and then I went and got pregnant. So, we've been eating dinner after 9 for the past 2 years! (I make Bella dinner before she goes to bed) Spaghettios is another great option :)
Think about the prepared foods section of the grocery store. I'm just saying...
lol very cute pics!
You're a good Mom. The vaseline, dirt pile, and water - would have put me over the edge.
Not a thing wrong with canned food or frozen fish sticks once in a while!
The Vaseline/Dirt situation did send me over the edge. I considered a big glass of grape juice but that was going to help no one.
I am trying very hard to let the kids get dirty and not flip out. As much as I love Kate (from Jon and Kate +8) i do not want to be anti-messy play like she is.
I went to the store last night and got some frozen things that supposedly cook in a skillet in 10 minutes. We will see how that works out!
Thanks for all of the encouragement!
I'm a bit anti-messy play, so your attempt to let them be kids is really encouraging me. I just got home from a birthday party and my kids were the only ones wearing bibs. Pizza, icecream - no bibs? My heart does palpitations. I'm working on it with you!
I am impressed that you EVER make dinner. Most of the time, I'm a cans and nuggets kind of girl.
Oh I completely understand. I get so nervous when my girls are QUIET when I am making dinner.
I do have to admit, it sure looks like they had a blast.
Hahahahaha!!! Well all that money you save from feeding them Spaghetti Os can go to buying the extra laundry soap.
LOL - I have a friend I need to send over your way... her daughter just did the vaseline thing!
omg is it wrong to laugh??
oh and i loooove jon and kate plus 8. but you are right...she's too uptight. maybe i'd be like too if i had 8 kids tho...
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