For example, I was just hanging out on my Mommy message board that we affectionately call The Dark Side and my friend Angie posted a picture of a license plate that said DRKSIDE on it. I was all THAT IS SO COOL and I went to the Utah DVM website to see if that plate is taken.
It is.
So then I decided to check some spelling of some other words that I think would be fun and I came up with this.
I'm laughing my happy ass off and I make Keith come upstairs and I ask him if I can get this on my car. And he said...
You can get it if you use YOUR OWN MONEY!
Apparently....he has not learned his lesson from the last time he said this to me. Sigh.
If this isn't funny to you it is because you don't live in Utah or know any Mormons. This is a common expression that they use instead of cussing. And I picked it up somewhere along with some vinyl clings and an uncontrollable desire to go tanning. Tomorrow...I am quitting drinking soda and alcohol and no more sugar. Oh My Heck...I might as well just get it over with and join the church!
21 witty remarks:
HECK YES, IT'S FUNNY.
I would love you forever if you got that license plate. Seriously.
only if you make hot chocolate from a really cheap mix, vow to eat some craptastic green jello salad once a month and make casseroles with ingredients like cream soups, tater tots and mayo at least 4 times a week.
LMAO.
p.s. you'll also need Utah Hair and Teeth. i bet you know what these are. if not, let me know and i'll explain.
My sis lives in Utah and the first thing everyone asks me is "So, she's Mormon." Well, Oh my heck, no she is not!
Okay, I came over from SITS cause your new year's resolution for more sex had me cracking up! Then I get here and DIE laughing... we are not LDS, but lived in St. George for 3 years... YOU MUST GET THAT LICENSE plate... I am even willing to donate $25.
THAT IS HYSTERICAL.
I have Mormon hair!!! Haven't you seen my new short do?
Just do it girl...! Our other fave around here is "You Betcha!"
I like my suggestion of WTF OMH!
*snort*
Do it!
That is so funny -- you really need to do it!!!
Oh heck that is funny
What is it with the tanning? I've never seen so many white girls, SO tan here in Utah. It's so bad for you, along with all the carcinogens in the diet coke (Mormon coffee). Just say "NO" Connie. Do I need to come up there and do an intervention?
NO MORE WINE!
OH MY HECK!
Oh Chris...don't you worry! I'm not going to tan. I just want to really badly!
And I will have one glass of wine each week during my favorite show...Desperate Housewives.
Hi. I'm JenJen's sister.
OK, I really need to see if that plate is available in my state. It would be great for my weekly What-in-the-Heck Wednesday posts!
Why are you giving up the best things in life? Rethink, before it is too late!
Don't we all have the problem with humor in our relationships? I howl over the "underminer" videos on YouTube and Chris says, "I can't stand that guy." Chris makes off color jokes and I look behind me to see what man he MUST be talking to. It's a gender thing...
I should really use that Oh My Heck instead of the steady stream of F-bombs that punctuate most of my sentences.
Didn't one Survivor contestant from way back say that all the time?
I have given up sweets myself...it is no fun..lol..good luck!! :)
Awww, I love that you call me your friend!!!!
Is your hubby still sleeping on the couch for that not-so-wise comment?!
Lol. I love that your hubby said with "Your money". Ha! Hubby still tries to do the his/hers thing sometimes and it just cracks me up. Men.
Oh my heck!
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