**Disclaimer**I have nothing against the LDS faith. I love my coffee and wine and I love Jesus. I was raised Pentecostal and I have studied the Bible extensively. I pray every single day and I think the Lord and I have a great relationship. We have researched and talked about being coming LDS and it isn't a good fit for us. I love my Mormon friends....online and in real life. Being converted just seems to be a part of living in Utah.
The're back! The Mormons' that is.
I had just squeezed the last drop of wine out of my box of Chardonnay, when the alarm went off at the local ward.
The Weiss' are out of wine...send Brother Horton Hears a Who over ASAP!
I knew it was only a matter of time before he showed up again. We have about 4 cases of beer in our garage left over from Christmas and it glows like a beacon when our garage door is open. That, and I'm sure it is someone's New Year's Resolution to try to save the heathens' again.
The bell rang and I looked like hell....like I tend to do lately. I had put a headband in my wet hair that morning and Mallory had taken it away and hid it so my hair was standing straight up. They asked for my husband. As if he wears the pants in this family.......
Keith asked them in and I hid.
They chatted about the weather and the kids and then Brother Horton asked how we liked that bottle of Grape Juice. DUDE...that was 6 months ago! Instead of telling the truth and saying that it was really great with GIN in it...he said we liked it and that we have actually cut back on soda. HONEY......DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM!
Then....they asked if they could come by next week and he said YES!
After they left, I asked him if he really told them they could come over. He said he did. I said. What About The Biggest Loser. Tuesday is one of our TV nights! He told me that I shouldn't be a SLAVE to the TV and that I needed to get out and LIVE MY LIFE!
*connie bangs her head against the wall*
I'm a stay AT HOME mom to TWO toddlers under the age of three and I want another one. I live in the frozen tundra that is Northern Freakin Utah!
WHAT THE HECK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!
Live my life.....what does that even consist of. My life is in this house. The children, the husband, laundry, cooking and cleaning. Plus, there is nothing to do in Northern Utah. Do you know how hard it is to find anything to do on a Tuesday night in Ogden? I tried it already. I went to see Sex And the City THREE TIMES. There isn't even a Barnes and Noble. I have to drive 35 minutes to get to one of those.
Live my life. hmp!