It's just so ridiculous and I'm starting to remember why I wanted to move away from Colorado in the first place. It's like I'm Bella and iKeith is Edward and his family is the Cullens and they want to kill me. And if I become one of them I might as well be dead. Where the hell is my Jacob when I need him?
Moving back to Denver has felt like a fresh start...until I realized that everyone there is still the same. I've decided that I can change my reaction to them and one of the things I'm going to start doing is...flipping tables when I'm mad. It works great for Teresa Giudice on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
My lip is super fat and swollen this morning and I think I've found the common link here. When I was stung by the bee...I was in Wisconsin with
There are two things the allergist didn't test me for....bullshit and my in laws.
I think I'm allergic to both of these things!
The good news is that my doctor prescribed some Ativan for me so I can survive the move to
What the heck is up with me posting fan mail and then someone unfollowing my blog? Maybe it was iKeith.
I was venting on twitter the other day about my wine/starbucks budget being eliminated when we get to Denver and how frustrating this will be because there is a liquor store around the corner and a starbucks less than a mile away. Becca suggested that I add a paypal donation button to my side bar for people that want to help keep me in boxed wine and hot coffee. So....it's over on the right...if you're so inclined.
Days Til Move: 15
Boxes Packed: 32
Martinis Consumed: 3
Ativan Taken: 1
Pissed In-laws: 2