It's just so ridiculous and I'm starting to remember why I wanted to move away from Colorado in the first place. It's like I'm Bella and iKeith is Edward and his family is the Cullens and they want to kill me. And if I become one of them I might as well be dead. Where the hell is my Jacob when I need him?
Moving back to Denver has felt like a fresh start...until I realized that everyone there is still the same. I've decided that I can change my reaction to them and one of the things I'm going to start doing is...flipping tables when I'm mad. It works great for Teresa Giudice on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
My lip is super fat and swollen this morning and I think I've found the common link here. When I was stung by the bee...I was in Wisconsin with
There are two things the allergist didn't test me for....bullshit and my in laws.
I think I'm allergic to both of these things!
The good news is that my doctor prescribed some Ativan for me so I can survive the move to
What the heck is up with me posting fan mail and then someone unfollowing my blog? Maybe it was iKeith.
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Move Information
Days Til Move: 15
Boxes Packed: 32
Martinis Consumed: 3
Ativan Taken: 1
Pissed In-laws: 2
16 witty remarks:
Hahaha! Stress will get you every time. Dr. Oz was talking about taking some supplement called passionflower for stress the other day. I may have an IV drip of it installed.
You are older, wiser, and have been married longer. Set those boundaries now and hold to them. No one can make you miserable without your permission. Hang tough!
I LOVE the Real Housewives of New Jersey! I CANNOT get enough of that awfulness! They called the cops on each other last week how awesome is that?
Also - I live in Colorado, so let me know if you need any info or whatever.
Your a nut. A wine and coffee fund. Just ignore them. Or make them really, really mad at you and then they won't come around at all. It's a win for everyone.
Oh the woes of inlaws...joyous
All I can say is better you than me. My parents bug the hell out of Tracy and her mom drives me nuts. The reason why my parents are in another state and we moved out to the sticks.
Good luck to you. Now go buy some grapes and coffee beans and plant your own garden
Oops, I posted the comment made for this post, on the previous one. I'm tired. Yeah, that's my excuse.
I will add to you wine fund if you add to mine. :)
Hang in there! Moving is stressful no matter how organized you are. Look on the bright side- moving near your ILs means free babysitting!
Boo! I'm sorry about your lip. If it makes you feel better, I have the same exact allergy, no testing needed.
You should get your money back from your allergist...seems like in-laws and bullshit would be one of the first things they test for these days!!
Can't wait for this move to be over, for your sake.
In the meantime, you know we're thinking about you :)
Sorry this is such a stressful time, but I am impressed with how many boxes you have packed. That's usually about what I have packed the night before moving day. Hang in there.
You'd have thought that would've been the first things she checked!
Don't worry, I'll protect you from the in laws for the first few days.
I love it! The cullens...you crack me up.
Stress makes me face break out in hives! And inlaws are notorious for causing it. Good luck:)
Flipping tables sounds awesome! Although then I would have to clean up the mess :(
I LURVE the picture of you and Edward :)
I always knew that there was a benefit to marrying an older man who's parents were already deceased - no inlaws! Plus, he doesn't have to deal with inlaws because my family doesn't speak to me... we've got it made.
Don't you worry about them, the important people still love you: Keith, Alex, Mallory and Bobbi... not to mention ALL of us! :-)
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