Back in May in a suburb of Denver that I'm NOT moving to....two guys robbed a gas station.
The story intrigues me because I have to wonder about the conversation that happened between these two guys before they robbed the store.
Blue Shirt: Hey...I'm short on cash. Let's rob a store.
Tattoo: Okay. But we need a disguise.
Blue Shirt: Let's see if my sister has some panty hose.
Tattoo: Great idea.
Blue Shirt: Oh crap, all my sister has are these THONG underwear.
Tattoo: Good for us she weights 400 pounds and they fit great over our faces like this.
Blue Shirt: Let's do this thing!
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Now are you going to come over and clean my computer screen since I just spit my coffee all over it? Thanks Connie.
~Becca
Too funny. Hope the move goes smoothly. Have a safe trip!
I hope they were clean.
Y'all be careful.
I think that is the best use of a thong, EVER!
No way! Now that is the kind of news story I love!!!
Are you sure they didn't just rob a hospital beforehand and steal some masks from the theatre? Then again, this is coming from the woman that hasn't seen the full-frontal pictures (and doesn't particularly want to). x
That is so crazy! I love it Connie :)
XOXO
jen
Hilarious!
Alright Connie, you are the only gal who gets me laughing so hard I snort ;)
Haha!!! Love the commentary!!
OMG... you make me laugh. Thanks for keeping your sense of humor during all your craziness!
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