This week...Brad takes the ladies to Costa Rica!
Dear ABC... Why oh why...did Chantal get a one on one date already when Britt hasn't had one yet? Also...a note for next time. Tall girls need tall horses.
Dear Chantal O.....I'm not sure how you got so lucky getting another date...but good for you! You handled the zipline really well. You got pretty lucky with the rain. I just have one question. Did you request the white button down or did Brad just decide that would fit you? Based on Brad (and iKeith's) reaction...I will only be wearing white button down shirts in the evening. Look out for a gang of monkeys. P.S. Pebbles called and she wants her dress back.
Dear Britt....again....where were you this week. I'm bummed you didn't get a date.
Dear Michelle....I think it's time to get your eyes checked. You're having trouble seeing anyone else but yourself with Brad...but that seems kind of short-sighted since you're driving the man crazy and I'm sure he can't see himself with you. You're time is better spent braiding everyone's hair and training monkeys. P.S. You are such a liar!! And to answer your question. Yes. You are crazy.
Dear Emily...I'd advice you to find better hiding places in the lodge where you are staying. Michelle will complain to whomever she can find. It seems like all of this time on your hands is giving you time to think about your future and I'm happy to see that you're learning from your mistakes. See if ABC will let you use Brad's therapist.
Dear Shawntel...Your silent game was cute and a nice way to distract Brad from his troubles. Thanks for being normal.
Dear Ashley...it was nice to see that you learned your lesson from last week and decided to be mute this week. Nice job.
Dear Alli...your bug aversion is a little dramatic. You should have sucked it up and acted like a tough girl. It's pretty obvious that Brad wants a girl that can hang....or he wouldn't have brought you all to the jungle. Your dinner date on the sand bar...was sinking. Literally and figuratively. Good Luck!
Dear Jackie...toughen up woman! Sorry Brad didn't keep you...but he needs an adventurous woman that doesn't make him feel guilty. Good Luck!
Dear Brad...It kind of seemed like you were trying to get out of ziplinning because of a little rain. WHA! It was kind of cute how worked up you got when you saw Chantal in your shirt. What were you smoking when you made a pact to NEVER repel without Michelle. I don't think I've ever seen a man bring candles on a date.
Next week: Anguilla!