Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Laughing It UP with Impulsive Addict

My buddy ******* from Confessions from An Impulsive Addict wants to know a few things about me this week and I think she's really going to be sorry that she asked.





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1). If the blogging world had a talent show, what would your act be?

In the blogging world talent show I would be the comic relief in-between the really good acts. I'm good at making people laugh!

2). What's the most likely reason you might become famous?

My sex tape.

3). What question are you repeatedly asked that you are tired of hearing?

Can I have a Popsicle.

4.) What's the last thing you broke?

My diet A noisy toy...so I could throw it away.

5.) Finish this sentence.  I can't believe I used to ________.

be a pick-up driving, red neck living on a 660 acre ranch in the middle of nowhere with a broken well and a stupid (ex) husband, two black dogs and 6 cats.  I really miss the cats that I named Ally McBeal and Oprah.
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22 comments:

  1. ahhh, you are good at making people laugh! Thanks for the chuckle!

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  2. Yup - you are my comic relief on here, fb, twitter, heytell, text....love you my friend!!!

    ~Becca

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  3. You are pretty amazing comic relief, it's why I adore you as much as I do!

    Oh, and who else would I gossip about Wills and Kate with? Did you hear they're going to California? Way to neglect the East Coast!

    Anyway...

    I'm totally going to be the mom that breaks toys so I can throw them away. I used to take the batteries out of the toys in my classroom because they would annoy the crap out of me.

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  4. I'm really good at "losing" the noisy toys.

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  5. I need to break some noisy toys at my house.

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  6. Is that what you do to noisy toys? I just snatch them while the kid is asleep and take them to goodwill. ;)

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  7. The last one stuns me!! Seriously. Stuns is a little dramatic, but sheesh, it shocks me anyway!
    Comic relief! Me and you! We could do that together.
    I love the name of the post...cuz ******* is trapped on the UP! lol

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  8. I'm with Mims...the last one STUNS me! I can't imagine you any different than you are right now.

    YOU ARE SO COMIC RELIEF!!! You make me laugh non-stop...and I love ya for it. I'm especially fond of your vids you send via text message.

    See I'm LOLing over the breaking toys so you can throw them away...I've done that.

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  9. Roy and I have an agreement that the sex tapes will be burned when I die or should he die. But we are SOL should we die together. I'm afraid fatness will be posted on the internet for those men that like chunky gals.

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  10. The last one is hard to picture!

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  11. I like the names of your cats, and yes, you definitely are the comic relief around here.
    :)
    xoxo

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  12. Can I have a popsicle? Well, can I? :)

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  13. This is great!!! I love it!
    BTW, I love your quote o criticism and your title quote about blogging, photos, friending... LOVE IT ALL. Thanks for the laughs- after the work weeks I have, I appreciate this!

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  14. Ok, first of all, I LOVE LOVE LOVE the title and the fact that my "real" name is in *'s. LOVE YOU SILLY GIRL!

    Yes, 100% agree with your answer to #1. Austin would have been so much more fun had you been in there but we did a great job including you so it was almost like you were with us.

    YOU HAVE A SEX TAPE? Send me the link because I know you leaked it onto the www.

    Noisy toys are completely overrated. They drive me straight to the captain.

    Cats? Oprah and Ally? Couldn't you have picked different role models?

    Thanks for linking up. I ♥ me some Connie.

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  15. Number 5 sounds like a book dying to happen! :)

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  16. Release the sex tape and get famous, then things like popsicles and noisy toys won't even bother you anymore!

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  17. heh.. too funny. No lie, my son asks for a dang Popsicle every flippin day after dinner. Then I curse myself for buying them!! GAG!

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  18. you are a former redneck? i must hear more.

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  20. Funny I had you more of a city girl. Maybe you where very Green acres while you were living there?

    I had a sex tape too. It was made with my hubby and destroyed immediately after viewing it. I also went on a diet the next morning. Can you say Manatees having sex? YUCK!

    I never broke the toys but I always put a very heavy piece of packing tape over the speaker. Mamma needed her sanity!

    Cats? No thank!

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  21. Tape over the speaker is a great idea! We've taken batteries out of ones that really didn't need to make noise (Sit and Spin? Why does that need to make noise? Isn't it noisy enough already?)

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I love you. You are my best friend! Your hair looks fantastic today!

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