Ever so often....I go through the list of things people have asked GOOGLE to find my little piece of the blogosphere. I don't always know if people find what they are looking for so as a public service I like to address them and provide answers to the burning questions. You're Welcome!
i am begging u, give me the chance to prove my self
okay, okay. I'll give you another chance if you STOP using u when you mean YOU.
princess and the frog obama
It's true. Barack Obama is in the movie. See here.
badly done root canal?
When you need a root canal. Go to a specialist. It will cost more but you will avoid having to have your root canal re-done by specialist down the road.
is 30 too old to party?
No. At 30 you can still stay up past midnight and go to work the next day. Do not try this when you are 40.
what to do when your husband gets old?
Save your money, buy insurance and find out what his last wishes and passwords are.
jennifer locke harried mom twitter?
@girlyshappymom
squirrel with pants on fire?
I'm sorry to tell you that squirrels DO NOT wear pants.
Christmas Jammies?
I love Christmas Jammies and I like to start looking for them in October. Gymboree and The Children's Place have great ones at reasonable prices.
Is love making a chore?
It can be if you treat it like one. But it you treat it like a way to get stuff that you want...then it's fun! Just don't yell out KNEE HIGH BOOTS in the heat of the moment.
house wife beat boredom?
Lots of reality TV, Words with Friends, Twitter. You can't be bored if you are doing these things.
so you poked the bear?
RUN!!!!!!!
what's wrong with Kasey's voice on Bachelor Pad?
He is speaking from this testicles instead of his diaphragm.
this us suuuuch a fantastic post!
ReplyDeletei love what you say about lovemaking, so awesome and so true.
oh and Kasey's voice, it all makes sense now. Thanks for that.
I never get any fun google searches. Darnit.
ReplyDeleteI think you should have a regular column like this. You're absolutely right about partying after age 30 vs. age 40.
ReplyDeleteThis made my Monday morning so far!! Hope your week is off to a good start and you are feeling a little better about school - let me know how he is doing!
ReplyDeleteOMG! That is too funny! I need to be more active in twitter. :D
ReplyDeleteYou hit the nail on the head with Kasey.
ReplyDelete30 is too old to party, I can barely do it myself and I'm not even 30. Maybe I'm just too lazy to party?
You always make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteUm, yeah, I can't stand Kasey's annoying voice so I'm pretty sure you're right. Who talks through their testicles anyway? Apparently dumbasses who make a fool of themselves on tv while dating a whore who can't quit crying.
Why was there a Harried Mom search? Speaking of Jen....we decided that we need to do a bloggy cruise with our friends. Let's do it!
Okay, it's official, you are the funniest gal I know! The lovemaking one . . . priceless.
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny!
ReplyDeleteSquirrels may not be able to wear pants but thanks to me they can wear shirts!
Have I told you lately that I love you ?
Awesome! You may have inspired me to do my own post. I know the first 10 questions would be related to swallowing a plum pit.
ReplyDeleteOh Connie...how could I love you any more??? I swear. I do.
ReplyDeleteJust read your Obama/Frog post...BEST. POST. EVER. I had a dream about kissing O'Reilly. It was disturbing because it was nice. LOL
fun! :) I am a new follower to your blog! :) Erin
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squirrel with pants on fire cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Kasey speaks weird, but I've never searched on the answer for it. From the testicles...hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL at the Kasey's voice one. He needs to GO.
ReplyDeleteHow do you figure tis computer stuff out?
ReplyDeleteYou are so stinkin smart.
~Becca
I totally had to stop myself from laughing at the love making one- I am sitting by my husband and didn't want him to ask why I was laughing- can't give away the secret!
ReplyDeleteI must have the most boring blog on the planet... I don't get any exciting searches like you do.
ReplyDeleteI love your answers, especially the one about sex being a chore. BTW, where can I get a pair of those knee high boots, they sound really sexy???