Monday, October 17, 2011

Back Door Barbie

I'm really glad that it's time for Talk To Us Tuesday with Shawn and Impulsive Addict again because I've had a hell of a week! My husband is working around the clock (It's App Season, Baby), I'm working hard with Alex to teach him to quickly say his ABC's and numbers and we had a family member get into some trouble. I need some girl talk and some margaritas!






Once a week.....I like to reorganized the toys.

It drives me insane when the legos and the cars are in the same bin together.

I need Barbie and the dress up clothes to be in their little bin and I need all of the unbroken crayons to be put in their buckets.

I do not tolerate broken crayons.

NO MORE BROKEN CRAYONS!

Imagine my surprise when I was organizing last week and found this.


I'm attempting to protect Barbie and My Little Ponys identity.  That little guy is from a boat that we bought Alex for Christmas.  He's experienced at going down underwater.  I'm sure that when this picture was taken...he was AWOL.

I have to say....I'm not surprised at all that Barbie has found herself in a vulnerable position.  This isn't her first offense.  At the beginning of the summer....I found her like this.


I can't get her to keep her clothes on AND now....she's bringing other toys into it. 

I think I'm going to have to ban her from our home. 

This behavior is unacceptable!

I'm going to send her to Impulsive Addict.

30 comments:

  1. hahahah I just snorted my wine I laughed so hard!!

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  2. That little slut better keep her clothes on while she's here or I'll be shipping her RIGHT BACK!!!

    Thanks for linking up with us!! LOVE YOU!

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  3. bahahahahahaha! OMG that's hilarious. That little slut!

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  4. OMG! That is too funny! All the princesses in my home can't keep their clothes on too. Must be a Disney thing. lol!

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  5. When I read the title I was totally thinking something like this but didn't think I'd actually be getting this. FREAKIN AWESOME! I love that little slut, she could come to our house, there are lots of little whores like her here too. SERIOUSLY, what is with kids that they won't keep her damn clothes on???

    Oh & broken crayons get immediately thrown in the garbage at my house too!!!

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  6. LOL OMG You do not know how badly I needed this post this morning. Memories......my daughters are now 18 and 14, and one of them loved all things Lego, and you know what I hated? Stepping on one of those suckers in the middle of the night. OUCH!!!

    *cute post* :D

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  7. haha - what an awesome post! Interesting that she's always hanging out in the nude, maybe if someone were kind enough to supply her with some clothes she wouldn't feel the need to be so slutty.

    Oh and I totally know what you're talking about with toy organization, it was one of my biggest pet peeves when I was teaching pre-school. I was seriously OCD about it!

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  8. hahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahaha!!

    That Ho!!

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  9. OMGoodness! That is hilarious!!!

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  10. I'm OCD about the toys and how they are arranged too. I cannot believe how risky Barbie is these days! WOW! Why is it that kids feel the need to always remove the dolls clothes and never re-dress them. Baffles me.
    Too funny girl!

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  11. I always thought Barbie was a slut, now you have proof.
    Too funny!

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  12. YAY a pop-up comment box just for me!

    This is just what I needed this morning.

    Barbie is a slut. I always new that big boobed blonde was trouble! It's a good thing you shipped her off, iKeith may have been her next victim.

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  13. Good thing you don't have any of those Bratz dolls. Those ho's give Barbie a run for the money.

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  14. Okay, the title alone sucked me right in.
    But then. The post. The post! BAHAHAHAHA! Barbie is a slut!

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  15. This is the best post I've read all day.
    LOL!!!!!

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  16. Holy crap I spit coffee all over reading this!!! HAHAHA

    Barbie is being slutty!

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  17. hahahah those are AWESOME. i loove it.

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  18. Omgigi that was hysterical!! I was dying as I was reading it! I laughed so hard I started crying lol smh. Great Talk!! IA will give her some captain morgan and you will have a bigger problem But atleast you wont have to worry about her getting pregos. lol

    Loves and likes ya <3
    Gigi

    P.S. Love that your page is called YOung and Relentless lol new follower over here beeeep!!!

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  19. LOL! That would be quite the package for IA. And yes what a naughty naughty barbie. I have made it almost 5 of years of having a daughter and we have no barbies :)

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  20. OMG, Connie!!!!!!! You are hysterical!!!!!!!!!! I just choked I was laughing so hard!!!!!!!! :o) This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. No. All week!!!!

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  21. Holy rusted metal, batman. That was hah-larious!

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  22. Whoa - now that's one Bad Girl Barbie!

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  23. Words fail on this one....that Barbie is such a skank!

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  24. I have been smothered in PTA CRAP all day and waiting to make the rounds. I love that you posted it!!!!!!!!!

    ~Becca

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  25. LMAO! You have no idea how much this made me laugh! Barbie...I always knew you were loose like that! ;)

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  26. OMG I wish I saw this sooner, what a hoot! You are for rizzles cracking me up, I think I peed a little...
    LOL

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  27. OMG... too freaking hysterical!!!
    I spit out my iced tea.
    Thanks for the laugh, you made my night.

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