I had a really good time Friday night.
As soon as iKeith got home from work, we took off for a brand new pizza place in Belmar that had just opened 4 days before. That's right....we're the kind of people that try a new restaurant the first weekend that they're open. We're hip! At least that's what we keep telling ourselves.
It had been a very emotional week. Meetings with the principal and teachers, Literacy Night at school. I was ready to let my hair down!
It was very handy that they had a waitress taking drink orders as soon as you walked in the door because the wait was over an hour.
Later....I tried one of these.
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| The Rock Wood Fire Pizza $5.99 |
And then I tweeted this.
I think I was thinking.....dark, cheap and bitter.
I got a tweet back from The Zadge.
Do you know The Zadge? She's hilarious, lives in Denver and as soon as I figure out her real name I'm going to stalk her until she makes me her BFF.*
Yep, shouldn't drink and tweet.
And as if that wasn't bad enough. My phone died because I'm a dumbass and didn't plug it in all day so I borrowed iKeith's phone to text my brother in law and I tweeted from his phone too.
Of course....Denise busted me.
*Dear The Zadge,
I won't really stalk you. I was kidding.
But I do like your boots very much.
And your little dog too.
Love, Connie
Bwahahahaha! I love The Zadge's comment! She's a quick one! :o)
ReplyDeleteAWESOME :)
ReplyDeleteLOL love drunk tweets!
ReplyDeleteSo funny that she knew that you was tweeting!
ReplyDeleteApparently, the men I attract are your type: dark, cheap and bitter!! And I have no doubt that we will be bumping into each other soon over libations at one of Denver's hip locales!
ReplyDeleteWhoops! Hope you had a good time.
ReplyDeleteI'm a fan of the witty comeback.
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny... man, I need a drink!
ReplyDeleteBeer samplers are the best.
ReplyDeleteRemember when I said I'd never Tweet?
I feel like I'm missing out...I'm almost getting the itch to do so!
Who doesn't love you!?! You and JK should ALWAYS drink and tweet. Seriously! Sofa King Funny. =)
ReplyDeleteTHAT is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteI dont tweet but I do drink
ReplyDeletea lot
if I did tweet, I would call myself the VADGE
hahaha that is fantastic!! sounds like something i would say and or do. i try to keep my phone away from me when i'm drinking. bad things can happen to good people. haha just say'n. xoxo
ReplyDeleteLol! Yes, two very different type of men depending on who's interpretation you take :)
ReplyDeleteWhy am I never on Twitter when you're drunk tweeting?!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. And I LOVE how Denise has your number...(and is apparently following iKeith - I must look him up...)
That was a funny night! So glad I could play along.
ReplyDeletebahahah too funny!! I love her comment!!
ReplyDeleteWell....I like gluten free beer, so I have no idea what that means about the men I like... :/
ReplyDeleteThis post made me laugh out loud, though....like spew my tea on my laptop laugh out loud.....
;P
Have a great day!!!
xoxoxoxo,
RJ
Drunk tweeting is so fun, I do it often.
ReplyDeleteBut in the morning I always wonder... What did I tweet? ;)
That is fabulous! Both of 'em!
ReplyDeleteI love simple, quick humor. I think The Zadge and I could be friends.
ReplyDeleteI personally think you should never stop drinking and tweeting. :)
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