I'm not just a storyteller and school yard comedian.
So here you go.....person from Wetumpka (which comes from the Creek place word meaning 'rumbling waters') Alabama, home of Alabama's greatest natural disaster, Julia Tutwiler Prison for Women and Channing Tatum. Seriously, I can not make this sh*t up.
Fun Stuff To Do While Poopin'
1. Play with your P---S. (contributed by my son)
2. Play Angry Birds. (just wash up before leaving the room)
3. Read.
4. Listen to music.
5. Talk to your children. (because they are probably in the room with you)
What NOT To Do While Poopin'
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Knit
4. Tweet
5. Talk to your husband.
When linking to this post on The Twitter....please use the hashtag: #poopin'
Edited: I was telling my husband about this post and about the Seinfeld episode with The Bathroom Book. He's never seen it! In case you haven't seen it either. Here it is.
What, really? I am fascinated by what leads people to your blog. :o)
ReplyDeleteOkay...and #1? I really hope that's something that boys grow out of.
LMAO! I have pooped and tweeted before.
ReplyDeleteI read. Or talk to one or the other of the boys. It's always fun to come out and have to step over Bruiser who is lying on the floor outside the bathroom door.
ReplyDeleteIs it too much info to say that there are no boundaries left in our house; everyone talks to each other while said act is taking place.
ReplyDeleteI wish number 5 was not something I had to do but Lil C is usually with me and wants me to read to her!
ReplyDeleteWHAT?!? How did poop and your blog come up together on Google????
ReplyDelete~Becca
Who knew there would be a top list of things to do and not do while poopin'. Can you create a small illustrated book for these? I bet it would be a top seller!
ReplyDeleteIf you have a netbook, it is small enough to hold on your lap and surf and blog while poopin'.....or so I have heard...
ReplyDeleteI will NEVER forget the time I went to my BFF's house and walked back towards the kitchen...and there's her mom sitting on the toilet in the bathroom with the door open. EATING A SALTINE.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, I saw the words "Channing Tatum" and I got all distracted...
ReplyDeleteOh yes, there's always a child to have a lovely conversation with while pooping. Yesterday I had one asking me to smile and say "cheese" while I pooped. I can only thank all that is holy that the camera was pretend.
ReplyDeleteI've talked to my husband before while on the toilet. He didn't mind.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! Mimi!
ReplyDeleteWell now you are really going to get people wondering about poop on your blog :)
ReplyDeleteAnd so why no tweeting? If you can play angry birds it is practically the same
I just read Mimi's comment. EWWWW!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure poop has led freaks to my blog too. I should check that out. Playing with your penis still makes me laugh!
Thanks for linking up and visiting the peeps! =)
we used to have regular family meetings while I was on the toilet. My hub and both daughters along with a cat or maybe a dog. It's not something I miss now that the meetings are no longer held.
ReplyDeleteI think there should be a live twitter poop chat with simultaneous poopin' around the world. Break your rules!
ReplyDeleteoh heavens. haha that is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteCan I add eat to the things you shouldn't do while poopin' and talk on the phone without having it on mute- no one wants to hear your ker-plops!
ReplyDeleteI actually have bathroom post rolling around in my head, I may have to add a few of your helpful tips to it!
I love you Connie
This made me crack up... Love your son's answer!
ReplyDeleteI actually think I have done everything on both lists except what your son said, for obvious reasons; eat, cause that's just NASTY; and knit, since I don't know how to do that. I have also ended up with a puppy on my lap on more than one occasion... I think maybe I have just divulged TMI - Sorry folks. 8-0