I'm not just a storyteller and school yard comedian.
So here you go.....person from Wetumpka (which comes from the Creek place word meaning 'rumbling waters') Alabama, home of Alabama's greatest natural disaster, Julia Tutwiler Prison for Women and Channing Tatum. Seriously, I can not make this sh*t up.
Fun Stuff To Do While Poopin'
1. Play with your P---S. (contributed by my son)
2. Play Angry Birds. (just wash up before leaving the room)
4. Listen to music.
5. Talk to your children. (because they are probably in the room with you)
What NOT To Do While Poopin'
5. Talk to your husband.
When linking to this post on The Twitter....please use the hashtag: #poopin'
Edited: I was telling my husband about this post and about the Seinfeld episode with The Bathroom Book. He's never seen it! In case you haven't seen it either. Here it is.