Googled

Thanks everyone for your support yesterday! It means the world to me.

I don't just entertain people with my endless dibble about the PTA.  I also provide a service.  Yep, it's that time again.  Time for things people googled to find me!


best dog for a bachelor and a small yard

You should pick something that likes being alone while you're at work or on dates and can hold it's pee.  How about a stuffed animal, or a cat?

any happy non lds living in utah

I think there a are a few and they are all living in Park City.

how old is hello kitty

Hello Kitty is very old!

how to get bella's hair color in breaking dawn

Take a picture to a salon. DUH.

why can't mormons be around non mormons on mondays?

They can, but they are usually busy with their family home evenings.

is googling skin cancer a bad idea

Yes, googling any medical condition is a very bad idea. Just ask my husband!  A few days ago, he thought he had trichinosis because of a pain in his side.  Turns out, he just pulled a muscle.   Also, never accuse your wife of feeding you bad pork.

what is the meaning of...You're Not The Jackass Whisperer

It means you can't make stupid people do the right thing.

did ari stalk emily

Ah, yeah!  Didn't you see the After The Final Rose show?  He went to Charlotte and sat on her door step!

boob scarfs?

I don't understand the question.

should I move to utah?

I wouldn't, but if you like to ski, hike and don't drink alcohol....you'll be fine.

can you be fit and chubby

Yes.

why doesn't green coffee bean extract work for me?

Green Coffee Bean Extract is bullshit.  And Dr. Oz is a hack.

i have 1.38 pounds of chicken, 4 pieces, how much is 3 oz.

Why are you people asking me to solve math problems?  You basically  have 20 ounces in those four GIANT pieces of chicken.  If you only want 3 oz for each serving, you have 6 pieces and a nugget.  Get a food scale...it makes weighing meat so much easier!

can i drink chicken broth on a juice fast

If you are on a juice fast....you drink juice.  If you are on a broth fast, you drink broth.  I have on occasion, had broth on a juice fast when I was about to pass out.