How To Tell if Your Kindergartener is a Republican

Last night I was watching the Republican National Convention and Alex asked what I was watching.  I explained to him that election time was coming up soon and it's important for our country to elect the right person to lead us.

I asked him if he was a Democrat or a Republican?  He said he didn't know so I offered to ask him some questions to find out.

Me:  Do you think we should take your allowance and give it to the neighbor kid?

Alex:  You want to take MY money and give it to Malachi?  No.  I don't like that.

Me: What if the government takes half of your allowance and gives it to Malachi?

Alex: What does Malachi have to do for my money?

Me: Nothing.

Alex: (gives me the evil eye)

Me:  Okay, Do you think you should be able to own a toy gun if you want?

Alex: Yes, especially if it's made out of legos.

Me:  Do you think Ann Coulter is pretty?

Alex:  Ann who?

Me:  How do you feel about killing babies?

Alex: WHO IS KILLING BABIES???????

Me: Do you think drugs are good or bad?

Alex:  Bad, very bad!

Me:  Do you think the United States should have a space program?

Alex:  Yes, I love rockets!

Me:  Do you think the President should have to follow a budget or be able to take your future money and spend it however he wants?

Alex:  The President is spending MY money? 

Me:  Yes, he is.  Do you like Elephants?

Alex:  I LOVE them.  Can I get one?  Well...not a real one but a stuffed one?  I don't have an elephant.

Me:  Yes,  and you might be a Republican.

Note:  I gave this quiz to Mallory and she might be a Libertarian. 

LET'S GET THIS DONE!