Monday, October 22, 2012

Ten Things to do Instead of Watching the Third Debate

I've had enough.

I can't watch the debates anymore and I'm sick of drinking PBR.

Funny story:  During the first debate I ate bologna and drank PBR.  Later that night I went on Etsy and ordered red and white stripped paper straws.  I didn't remember ordering them the next day.  I believe that bologna and PBR....when mixed together create AMBIAN.

Instead I thought I'd brainstorm things to do instead of watching the third debate.

1.)  Watch The Real Housewives of New York Reunion

2.)  Make Whoopie

3.)  Do your kegels so that you can sign your ballot with your lady parts

4.)  Watch 2016 on iTunes.

5.)  Watch Monday Night Football

6.)  Pray

7.)  Look for paper straws on Etsy

8.)  Call your Mom and Dad...unless they are watching the debate

9.)  Go for a walk

10.)  Work on your Christmas List


10 comments:

  1. #3 nearly made me pee in my pants! lol

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  2. Yea I am just going to suffer and watch one more time though I really don't know why I like suffering

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  3. I am on a diet, otherwise, I'd drink wine every time Obama says, "Let me be clear..."

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  4. number 3 killed me! and I'm watching the debate and NOT calling my mom because all we do is argue politics. more vodka please.

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  5. number 3 made me spit my water out ;) I watched the first two and attended the third via facebook posts from my friends while watching good TV. I have a mix of liberal and conservative friends so I believe it was a good representation of what happened.

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  6. #11 watch Breaking Amish "I drank vodka & cranberries. So many. DONT JUDGE ME!"
    #12 think about Magic Mike coming out on DVD tomorrow while drooling.

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  7. Oh my gosh, CONNIE!!! #3?!?! :o) You're killing me!

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  8. I didn't watch any of them. Instead I chose to get whiplash watching my Facebook stream. That was entertaining.

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  9. We watched Dexter and Homeland. But your options are all great too!

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