I asked him if he was a Democrat or a Republican? He said he didn't know so I offered to ask him some questions to find out.
Me: Do you think we should take your allowance and give it to the neighbor kid?
Alex: You want to take MY money and give it to Malachi? No. I don't like that.
Me: What if the government takes half of your allowance and gives it to Malachi?
Alex: What does Malachi have to do for my money?
Alex: (gives me the evil eye)
Me: Okay, Do you think you should be able to own a toy gun if you want?
Alex: Yes, especially if it's made out of legos.
Me: Do you think Ann Coulter is pretty?
Alex: Ann who?
Me: How do you feel about killing babies?
Alex: WHO IS KILLING BABIES???????
Me: Do you think drugs are good or bad?
Alex: Bad, very bad!
Me: Do you think the United States should have a space program?
Alex: Yes, I love rockets!
Me: Do you think the President should have to follow a budget or be able to take your future money and spend it however he wants?
Alex: The President is spending MY money?
Me: Yes, he is. Do you like Elephants?
Alex: I LOVE them. Can I get one? Well...not a real one but a stuffed one? I don't have an elephant.
Me: Yes, and you might be a Republican.
Note: I gave this quiz to Mallory and she might be a Libertarian.
LET'S GET THIS DONE!